You're the One That I Want

You were clunky and clumsy; you were elusive, but I know you liked us; you smelled bad and ate shit, but I know that you're the one.

We weren't looking at you. We didn't come for you. They called us about somebody else.

You were dismissed and in the back of my brain.

Dad thought you were a nuisance.

And then I lifted you hand and instead of putting it back on the ground you put it on my chest.

I thought that was something only She did. I thought that nobody else would do that.

You are going to be an adventure.

And frankly I'm scared shitless.

And it's OK, because you ate enough for the both of us. All four of us, actually.

I hope you don't try to kiss me. And by the way, you had some on your ass.

But you're the one that I want.

And you don't even know it yet.